Oh, and before you go "oh, but people are just being nice" NO!! Do you know, I once counted how many times I got told double trouble on a two hour trip around stockland? The total was 15. You tell me you wouldn't get sick of it!!!
10 While pregnant - "wow, you're massive! Are you sure there isn't three in there?". Thanks! My self esteem is sky rocketing!
9 "Are they identical? Yes. Cool! So it's a boy and a girl then?"........... I got nothing. Also, glad the pink tutus aren't a give away.
8 "Are they Twins?" Um........
7 "Two girls? Shame you didn't have one of each!" Sorry! I'd swap one for a boy but I lost the receipt.
6 "You must have your hands full!" Well, duh!
5 "You have an instant family now, you don't need to have any more!" Thank you stranger in the supermarket for decided we have enough children.
4 "Are they natural?" No, they are aliens. Also, it's not any of your business how my children were conceived, random person in the car park.
3 "Twins? Hell no, I couldn't cope" and this is probably why I have them and you don't. (I also copped "twins? F%@K THAT! And would have punched them had they not been family).
2 "two for the price of one!". Nope, definitely two for the price of two.
1 "double trouble" - no actually, I'm twice blessed, and luckier than you will EVER be.